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Author // Manta

We’re old. We’re shitty surfers. But that doesn’t mean we can’t dream. Dream of charging clean double-overhead swell. Dream of getting barreled. Dream of waves free of aggro teens lacking respect for their elders...

If you’re an old and shitty surfer too, then let this be your home away from your favorite break.  A place to measure fantasy against reality. A place to rub shoulders and love handles with other pathetic has-beens. A place to submit your photos, your videos, your stories. Because the epic rides and conquests of youth may be long gone, but it’s never too late to get stoked…and share whatever pathetic glory you can still achieve and capture.

Latest Shitty Photo Comments

  • DSC_3443 I think you stole that move from Manta
  • DSC_3451 Sexier n brad pitt in Thelma and Louise. U do yoga and lift weights, perchance?
  • DSC_3443 Like the heisman trophy. Quit posing and move forward on ur boards, showboat
  • DSC_4337 Yeah, should probably stick to chillin w the lapdog.
  • DSC_3491 The Bucking Bronco, nice style Texan.

Latest Video Comments

  • Chaos Ensues Yes, I braved the whitewater wall of death as you paddled out beyond the break, waiting for it all to subside.
  • Chaos Ensues love this shit. look at expression at 0:29!!! and hit at 0:37!!! you remember where Manta was, my delicate little swan? yeah, on the outside, looking up at double overhead plus. all alone. bleating with no ears to hear. and you...caught that lil whitewater back into safety.
  • The Swan Takes Flight What you mistake for the pathetic arm pump, is simply an after wave stretch, allowing the feathers to dry and prepare for the next cup winning wave of glory. Yes, the cup was mine that day, oh yes.

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