Old Shitty Surfer
We’re old. We’re shitty surfers. But that doesn’t mean we can’t dream. Dream of charging clean double-overhead swell. Dream of getting barreled. Dream of waves free of aggro teens lacking respect for their elders...
If you’re an old and shitty surfer too, then let this be your home away from your favorite break. A place to measure fantasy against reality. A place to rub shoulders and love handles with other pathetic has-beens. A place to submit your photos, your videos, your stories. Because the epic rides and conquests of youth may be long gone, but it’s never too late to get stoked…and share whatever pathetic glory you can still achieve and capture.




